Concerning Monuments

I have heard it claimed that it is impossible to travel in time using a tumble dryer. After numerous trials, I have to disagree. In one trial, I entered the machine, switched it on, received a great thwack on the head, and emerged to discover that I had travelled a full hour into the future! However, all of my clothes do now smell faintly of vomit.



Another Apology

Apologies for my failure to post an instalment of ‘The Instructive Lives of Mary and Dave’ yesterday. A number of events conspired to make yesterday a day where other priorities had to come to the fore. You were probably more interested in the election anyway! Be ready to read next week and find out whether Mary and Dave can keep their heads.